I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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