i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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