Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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