Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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