If i come over, it means nothing
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You know, be my cock's hype man.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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