Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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