is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
