Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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