i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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