I'm gonna have a badass scar
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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