I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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