it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
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remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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