Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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