Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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