No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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