I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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