So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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