i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
