youre lurking in front of me
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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