Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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