It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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