i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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