I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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