literally had 100 drinks last night.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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