I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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