bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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