I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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