As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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