That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
