We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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