Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
do herpes really smell.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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