I'm lost and stupid without you.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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