Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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