Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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