my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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