I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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