I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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