His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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