I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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