Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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