Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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