Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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