The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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