HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
