i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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