Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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