Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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