PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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