so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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