she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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