Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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