Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Someone shattered a urinal.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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