you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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