My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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