Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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