Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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